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Tourist Haggis Hunt- Only available during April till September because of the breeding season: |
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Play our fun, free Whack The Haggis game at our other website www.aboutaberdeen.com 1. Grab yourself a daft and gullible tourist. 2. Promise them a rare sighting of the Haggis (or Haggi if they want to be greedy and see a herd) for £20 an hour. 3. Lock and load the shotgun and crossbow for effect. (Tell the worried tourists that they are wild and savage beasties) Maw Broon from the Sunday Post has published a cookbook full of her favourite Scottish and family recipes. Read More About It! 4. Don the Harris Tweed and Tam O Shanter, ensuring the bagpipes are visible on the back seat. 5. In a broad and thick accent, ensuring you roll your rrr's, ask if they want to see the 3 legged species (three legs help them go round the hills faster) or the four legged species. 6. Drive to a bonnie place where you can enjoy a spot of fishing whilst the numptees go off and hunt the haggis. 7. Have a wee laugh as you pocket an easy £20! 8. Double your profits and sell them the fish you've just poached. For more fun and to learn how to loaf your way through life visit borntoloaf:
Scottish Cook Books Though Scottish Recipes have heard from a fellow Scotsman that in order to catch a haggis you need to climb to at least a 1000 feet on the mountain side and walk round in a anti clockwise direction. This is because the haggis has two short left legs and two long right legs. When the haggis sees you it will turn to run but will fall over because of its leg sizes and roll down the hill. Once it reaches the bottom you then go down and shoot it with your porridge gun! |
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